So it was Saturday night in Tunica and I had just run a big Ace with my short stack into AA again and was OUT. Needless to say I was extremely disappointed to have finished up the weekend with ZERO tournament cashes. - $340 - $550 -$340 = -$1230 OUCH. Taking into account the cash game success I was still down for the weekend... -$1230 + $148 + $328 = -$754 ...but not out. Lance, a poker buddy of mine, also played in the Friday and Saturday tournaments. Unfortunately he also didn't cash and at this point we were trying to figure out a way to play some poker together. The cash games at the poker room were jammed and the waiting list was crazy long. So we decided to put our names on the list and try to get into a satellite table. We waited about 15 minutes for enough players to show up, but a bunch of poker degenerates started crowding around. The tournament director (TD) picked out 9 players for the table (which included Lance and I), but unfortunately a bunch of players stole our seats. I was pretty furious at the TD for allowing this to happen. So what do we do now? Answer: Wait.After what seemed like forever we finally got a seat at the $1/$3 No Limit Hold'em (NLHE) table. Lance is used to playing higher stakes, but the $2/$5 table wasn't opening up and I didn't have the bankroll to play much higher. So we took our seats at the $1/$3 table and immediately started to upset the balance of the table. We tried to convince the table to have a manditory 1 or 2 orbit straddle, but they were a bunch of bumps on a log. A typical straddle is where you essentially place out a double big blind in the position just in front of the big blind. In this case it would be $6. Well in Mississippi poker rooms they allow you to straddle from any position. Since the table wouldn't straddle Lance and I decided to start taking turns posting the straddle pretty much every hand. I have to admit though that Lance probably posted more than I did. We were talking, joking and drinking with the other players at the table, but it was clear that some at the table didn't appreciate our tactics as players started rotating in and out frequently.
I had been playing and raising a lot of hands early on, and was pretty much breaking even. I was in the straddle again and a young player raised up
my straddle from $6 to $20 when I looked down at KK. I quickly made it $60 to go and he just as quickly called. The flop was all small and I bet $100. He went all in over the top for less than $100 more and I had to make the call. I flipped over my kings and he held his hand tight. In cash games you don't have to show your hand. I don't mind showing mine especially if it is strong, because I don't want to slowroll a player. However, not showing is standard practice in cash games. The reason he held his hand was because he had jack shit and I collected a very nice pot.After collecting a number of other pots I was sitting pretty as a $400 winner very early in the game. Lance on the other hand was probably stuck about $100 or $200 early on, but looked like he was having a blast. He was playing just about every pot and was raising a high percentage of those times. We were drinking, doing shots and generally just having a great time. It certainly didn't hurt that we had both pretty much stayed out of each other's way in this crazy straddling mess we had created... but the inevitable was bound to happen.
Lance raised it up to $20 preflop and I called him with KsQs. I believe there was one other caller and we took a flop. The flop came out Queen high and Lance bet again. I think he bet like $40, I called and the other player folded. The turn was another small card and Lance fired again. This time it was like $75 or $80 and he only had $100 or so left. Typically in a random spot like this I figure I'm beat and get away from the hand, but Lance was playing crazy. I said something like so we are going to play real poker now ehh? Lance did a lot of talking, joking around and laughing as I waited to make a decision. He made it pretty clear that the last $100 was going in on the river. He said he put me on QJ. Pretty damn close. LOL. Normally when a player calls out a hand like that it is because they want you to fold said hand, but as crazy as we were both playing who knows. I was about 50/50 on folding or calling with the intention of calling the river. In the end I decided not to stack off $200 hoping he was running a crazy bluff. I only had $60 in the pot so I folded my KQ face up. Lance showed me the lovely 5-2 off for a delicious pair of crappy 2's. LOL. Nice bluff Lance.
I didn't let him know, but I was a little upset at myself for folding. I could have nudged up pretty close to the $754 number I needed to break even for the weekend. Ohh well. All the talking seemed to be trying to lead me to a call. Normally this means fold your hand immediately. Well played Lance.
The rest of the night was just a steady decline in chips for me until I ended up cashing out as only a $2 winner. I had a lot of fun so I guess chalk it up to entertainment. How did it all go wrong? Nothing really special. No single big pot. Just $50 pot here $75 pot there kind of stuff. I can't remember much. One hand I tried to trap a very nitty girl with a flush on the turn, but the 4th club came on the river and my flush was only 6 high so I had to lay it down when she lead out at the river.
Toward the end of the night a guy that looked like a fat Saddam Hussein sat down on my left and proceeded to play some awful poker. He was stacking off a lot of chips light and was probably stuck $300 early, but won it back and then some. I called him down in one hand with top pair crap kicker, and he showed me top pair with medium crap kicker. UGH. I think it was like K6 against K8 and the 8 played. After that hand I just sort of locked it up. It was probably about 5 am at this point and we were all getting a little on edge. In one hand I went to call a raise out of the straddle with 6-2 off and pulled it back. I had the calling chips in my hand, started placing the chips on my straddle chips, and then pulled them back. It was clearly a violation. I was pretty drunk and tired, but I knew what I did. For some reason the dealer didn't make me keep the chips out there. Anyway, this kind of upset Saddam. I got a warning. Something later on pissed off Saddam again, but I can't remember what it was. We were playing like 5 or 6 handed maybe at this point. Saddam was upset with the dealer for something, and brought back up the hand where I pulled my chips back. I remember saying something to him like, "Just relax man we are drunk, it is late and we're having fun."Anyway he did simmer down a little, but all his ranting and raving was a total buzz kill. Shortly after this scene we decided to call it a night. I went back to the room to crash and Lance went to play more blackjack. Surprisingly his decision ended up being the wiser of the two as he ended up winning back all his losses and then some.







